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That word pretty much describes how I feel lately. I have no waist anymore and the space that used to exist between my inner thighs is disappearing. I think I actually put on make up once a week. I really try to look cute but sometimes don't have the energy. Working from home doesn't help cause I know they only person that is going to see me all day is my poor husband. I really feel sorry for him more than myself. I honestly don't even know how he can stand to look at me let alone crawl into the same bed as me sometimes. That man deserves a medal for his bravery.

He is a good sport he still manages to tell me how beautiful he thinks I am (even if he's just making it up)

Why?

Why is it that everyone that I haven't talked to in awhile doesn't ask me, "oh how are you feeling or how's the pregnancy?" It's always someone wanting to see my belly or asks me how big I've gotten. Like everyone just loves to hear or see how fat your getting. Some people.... RUDE!! :)

New Cities in Orange County

Have you heard of the two new cities that have been formed in Orange County?? Probably not, but there expanding quickly. I think I'm the first one to discover them. There called my left boob and my right boob. ha I'm pretty sure when I have this baby they are going to have to give me a room to myself and have one bed set up for me and another for my other two cities that are rapidly forming.

I've always had a larger chest that I have always hated. I don't understand why people would go out and pay to be so uncomfortable. I'm not even worried about how big my stomach is gonna get or even my butt. I'm more worried that my poor son might get lost if I accidentally doze off while I'm feeding him one day. AHHHHHHH

Here is what I'll look like the next time most of you see me.....

Hannah Montan uh???

Uh...if you would have told me 5 years ago that I would be driving to Vegas 5 months pregnant to see a 14 yr old girl that sings and makes girls of all ages cry and scream at the thought of her, I would have told you that you were crazy...instead I'm the crazy one. We are taking my neice Faith tomorrow to see Hannah Montana and we are even sporting Hannah Montana shirts. I can see it now. I'm gonna win a big jackpot and get on the news wearing that shirt. I guess it's time I face it and become the dorky Mother I'd never thought I'd be. :)

Faith better realize when she gets older how much her Aunt loves her cause I don't think I could do it for any other kid then her or my own.

I know it will be a good time. I will post pictures later for everyone to laugh at.

Weight a minute...

Well I had my Dr. appointment yesterday and Johnny was able to get off to come with me which was the first time so I was really excited , until I realized that he was going to be right there when the took my weight. So I started thinking of the lightest clothes I had to put on just in case. So anyway, we get to the appointment and I make him wait around the corner while she weights me in. I know I've gained weight but my boots I was wearing weight 2lbs. (I know that cause I weighed them before I left :))So, after she weighted me I was relieved he didn't have to see it. Boy was I wrong! The nurse came in the room and right away says, "oh, looks like you gained 5lbs this month." I immediately said, "no only 3, my boots weight 2." Then out loud she tells me just in case It wasn't burned in my memory when the told me the first time repeats my weight from last time then this time. So much for trying to be slick and not have him know my weight!

How I know I'm getting old.

I know that I am getting older these days when the stupidest things excite me. Ever since being pregnant I really don't like leaving the house for some reason. Johnny has been out of town for a week so last night I decided it would be a great oppurtunity to learn how to crochet. Not sure why just thought it would be cool to learn to make a baby blanket or little clothes. As I was on youtube looking for videos to teach me when the door bell rang, it was UPS. My tea had finally arrived! I even let out a big YES!! I realized soon after how sad that was that my life before I got pregnant when Johnny was gone would probably have been a nice dinner and a few drinks with some friends and maybe some shopping.. Now, it's a night of crocheting and drinking tea. WATCH OUT!

By the way I gave up after 30 minutes of trying to crotchet I threw in the towel. I know I am pretty good when it comes to arts and crafts but I have no idea how people can do this. If anyone knows how to crotchet and feels like teaching me. Your welcomed to come over for a wild night of tea drinking :)

Finally gave in.

I finally gave in and realized I need to get some clothes that fit. All my normal jeans are starting to sag like a 50 yr. old man with a beer gut. I took my friend Torie along. She decided to join in on the fun. Love this girl!